New Lance Armstrong evidence

Lance Armstrong has been accused of “beaning” after an image showed something untoward in his pocket:

Hidden in a pocket sits a mystery can.

On closer inspection it has been revealed that Armstrong was boosting his performance with a can of beans, giving him an edge with excess flatulence, pushing him faster than the competition.

Beans increase flatulence, and thus, speed.

This comes on the back of his ban from the sport, meaning he really is a has-bean.


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